Billionaires in Bondi brawls and a Prince flying cattle class. Huh?

Billionaires in Bondi brawls and a certain English Prince flying cattle class? insert hashtag here: what’s going on? just when I’d lost all hope and relinquished myself to the fact that we were living in times where the rich got richer’ and the poor got poorer; I just had to smile when I saw the images of media mogul James Packer and (perhaps now former) best man David Gyngell in a Bondi punch-up. Maybe that gap between rich and poor just became a little narrower. Certainly sophistication levels have. This is a bitter sweet situation. While its nice to think that James Packer could in fact be the bloke sinking tinies at the local Aussie P-U-B, it’s also a reflection of a society struggling with men and violence. Just ask the 1.30am lock-out laws. Pathetic. Lets address the real problem here: Beefed up men with nothing better to do than work on their muscles and look in the mirror – I have girlfriends who spend less time getting ready than they do. (and I’m one of them). Steroids + sun + alcohol = moron. 

Lets get these beefed up men off the steroids and out of the gym into the real world. lets lift the lock-out laws and instead spend the money on having ‘gym bouncers.’ Why not? good idea I reckon!. Hand them a protein shake on arrival, fake admire their muscles for a while longer and then send them on their way. Problem solved. NEXT! 







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